Ingemar (post: 1217296) wrote:Announcer:
YOU ARE WATCHING CAA OVERWHELMING ROUGH'n'ROWDY INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT (CORRIE)!!!
AN ALTERNATIVE BROADCAST WHERE WE THROW DOWN AND GET ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!
Our current contestants are Tsukuyomi and chibiphonebooth. Ready! GO!!!
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(silence)
Announcer:
Perhaps an explanation is in order. This is a fight! A fight to the (virtual) DEATH!!!! No rules! Just carnage! GOOOOO!!!!!
Announcer:
Seriously, enough delaying tactics. Kill each other.
(The setting is a desert island. TSUKUYOMI and CHIBIPHONEBOOTH stand yards apart and are placed conveniently adjacent to rusty meat hooks on the ground).
Tsukuyomi:
(bewildered) OK, so what's this all about?
chibiphonebooth:
(even more bewildered) We're fighting?
Tsukuyomi:
There's these meathooks. I guess we just have to pick them up and whale on each--
(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH makes a bizarre pouty facial expression)
Chibiphonebooth:
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE FACE.
Tsukuyomi:
Good Lord!
chibiphonebooth:
BY THE POWER OF CAA AND THE PATRONAGE OF ROLFSTRAPPINGYOUNGLAD, I WILL OVERCOME YOU! DOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tsukuyomi:
You know, if you make that face it will be stuck like that forever.
chibiphonebooth:
THEN THE POWER OF THE FACE WILL OVERCOME YOU FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tsukuyomi:
I don't think so! I've faced down MILLIONS OF BEARS and survived. You don't stand a chance.
(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH grabs the meat hook, still doing the weird pouty facial expression. She charges towards TSUKUYOMI, who grins deviously).
Tsukuyomi:
TAAAAAAAIGGEEEEERR UPPERCAAAAAAUUUT!
(The massive force of TSUKUYOMI's fist causes CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head to fly off of her neck and rocket into outer space.)
Meanwhile, in the Planet of Easily Frightened People*
Frightened People:
AAAAAGH! A bug! AAAAAGH! A cloud! AAAAAGH! Dust!
(CHIBIPHONEBOOTH's head lands in front of the FRIGHTENED PEOPLE, weird face intact)
People:
AAAAAGH! A head! AAAAAGH! A weird face! AAAAAGH! Someone from the internet!!! GYAAAAAGHHH!
Winner: Tsukuyomi
Next up: mathgrant vs. HanaRyuuzaki
You won't want to miss it!
*If you know what this is from, you are awesome and I love you.
Ingemar (post: 1239826) wrote:LA:
And finally (for now) is Kaligraphic, liaison to the higher levels of the Patriarchate and technological warfare technician.
Kaligraphic:
(waves)
Ingemar wrote:(Several artillery batteries shaped like Penguins fire dozens of artillery rounds. They blow up a truck. What they find in amongst the flaming cargo are several life-size Kagome Higurashi dolls dressed in Middle East harem attire).
SirThinks2Much:
Who drove this?
M2015:
Who cares?
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
Peanut (post: 1239874) wrote:What's this? My boss/creator/person/father/general/leader/something/bearded friend is a part of your forces?!!!! Um...hehe...guess I work for Mech now...
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