10,000 BC - Like 300... but with cavemen.

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:49 pm

Some movie about rescuing fellow tribe-members and stuff.

http://www.10000bcmovie.com/

BUT HEY, IT HAS WOOLLY MAMMOTHS!
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Postby jon_jinn » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:13 pm

i saw a trailer for this movie sometime ago. the director did Independence Day and Day After Tomorrow so it'll probably have some pretty good special effects. as for the movie itself, i'm kinda skeptical about it. let's just say it's nothing new...
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:21 pm

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:Some movie about rescuing fellow tribe-members and stuff.

http://www.10000bcmovie.com/

BUT HEY, IT HAS WOOLLY MAMMOTHS!



I love how they're cavemen and they speak English like anyone today would. XDD
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Postby Tommy » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:45 pm

Hurry for Pro-Evolution propaganda!
At least they didn't go as far as to call it 10,000 BCE.
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Postby Felix » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:46 pm

Ooh, this looks epic. I hope there's a good line in it though... like "This. Is. History!"
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Postby LadyRushia » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:59 pm

Who knew that cave men were so epic?
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:21 pm

TeeLay wrote:Hurry for Pro-Evolution propaganda!

You're not serious, are you?
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Postby Alexander » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:35 pm

This is from the director of The Day After Tomorrow?

Well thank you and goodbye then! XD

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Postby bakura_fan » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:41 pm

....ok....who here thinks that hollywood believes that it can make dull movies succeed as long as they can stuff as much computer graphics into it as possible?
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Postby Felix » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:12 pm

....ok....who here thinks that hollywood believes that it can make dull movies succeed as long as they can stuff as much computer graphics into it as possible?

Wait.... who says they can't? :p
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:14 pm

Felix wrote:Wait.... who says they can't?


People who enjoy well-thought out plot lines, dialogue that ISN'T cheesy, and a story that's intriguing for more than just the way it looks.

Maybe.
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Postby Nate » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:28 am

This movie looks like the greatest movie ever made. Did I mention this movie looks like the greatest movie ever made? Because it looks like the greatest movie ever made.

EXCEPT. BAD DIRECTORS. BAD. Were those dinosaurs? DINOSAURS? IN 10,000 BC? No dinner for you until you remember your extinction events!
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Postby Technomancer » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:11 am

Mr. SmartyPants wrote:Some movie about rescuing fellow tribe-members and stuff.

http://www.10000bcmovie.com/

BUT HEY, IT HAS WOOLLY MAMMOTHS!


I saw the trailer for this several months ago and absolutely cringed at how bad it was. I suppose like 300, it could be kind of funny in some sort of campy way.

Let's see if can beat 1,000,000 B.C.
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Postby Tenshi no Ai » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:27 am

Nate wrote: Were those dinosaurs? DINOSAURS? IN 10,000 BC? No dinner for you until you remember your extinction events!


Heh reminds me of the old black and white claymation (or whatever they were made out of) of dinosaurs attacking cavemen.

It looks good, but interesting how civilization has already been established (or maybe it wasn't too far off as far as its time line is concerned).

Yeah, I know they've made countless movies based one some historical/fictional epic, and the one hero of it all. Still, I love that sub genre^^

Might take a look at it, for epic value. Although yes, Day After Tomorrow was... bad...

I think the worst thing though, is the fact that the Mammoths are in the Egpytion (so it appears) desert, instead of the tundra :/
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Postby Technomancer » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:38 am

Tenshi no Ai wrote:It looks good, but interesting how civilization has already been established (or maybe it wasn't too far off as far as its time line is concerned).


Kind of. The earliest permanent settlements date to places like Jericho (9,000 B.C) and Çatalhöyük (8000-7000 B.C.). Real civilization however, didn't get going until just a little before 3,000 B.C.

I think the worst thing though, is the fact that the Mammoths are in the Egpytion (so it appears) desert, instead of the tundra :/


Also note that sabre-tooth cats were exclusive to the Americas!
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Postby Tenshi no Ai » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:08 pm

Technomancer wrote:
Also note that sabre-tooth cats were exclusive to the Americas!


Exclusive? Wasn't sure where those kitties were from, so that's an interesting note too. Either way, the idea of these woolly arctic animals being anywhere near the hot spots just doesn't make sense^^ Well yeah, piles of ice DID melt more, but the animals kinda ya know, followed it? Or at least shed their fur like animals of today.

I'm done with the animal technicalities^^ It's a movie, and they probably added alot of those elements for 'coolness' anyways.
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Postby LadyRushia » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:52 pm

Well, it looks better than that Cavemen T.V. show. :lol:
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:42 pm

Eh, quite a few movies involve thuggish guys running around killing things to high-tension music in order to save a generic love interest. Wake me when they have one about primordial ooze.

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He is, and I'll have to ask that we not go there in this thread.

Felix wrote:Wait.... who says they can't?

Radical Dreamer wrote:People who enjoy well-thought out plot lines, dialogue that ISN'T cheesy, and a story that's intriguing for more than just the way it looks.

I suspect he meant that they can make those kinds of movies and they will succeed, quality aside. Because the aforementioned kind of person is rarer than you might hope.
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Postby bakura_fan » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:01 pm

The one movie that kept popping into my mind when watching the trailer (since I have not seen 300) was The Scorpian King.
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Postby Tommy » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:27 pm

uc pseudonym wrote:He is, and I'll have to ask that we not go there in this thread.


How would you know if I was serious?

Regardless, that will be the last comment about the topic.

EDIT: I did mean the second half.
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Postby Doubleshadow » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:00 am

Wow, another hack and slash, nuke'em 'til they glow movie in the vein of the over-hyped, testosterone soaked cliched flicks in a manner so obvious it has already been pointed out in the posts above.
Minus the nukes, or is that Hollywoods attempt at originality?
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:01 pm

Ripping off Quest For Fire now are we and Clan of the Cave Bear?

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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:33 pm

TeeLay wrote:How would you know if I was serious?

Regardless, that will be the last comment about the topic.

EDIT: I did mean the second half.

To make your comment actually the last on this subject, I'll PM a response. Carry on, all.

Vaguely on-topic thought: someone should post this trailer with the 300 music. It'd be mildly amusing.
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Postby whisperingloon » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 am

So, did anyone actually see this movie?

I sort of liked it.

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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:21 am

Ugh...
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:22 am

Shao Feng-Li (post: 1210614) wrote:Ugh...


Care to expound on that? XD

I haven't seen this movie, and I don't really plan to. It just doesn't catch my interest. XD
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:00 am

It was alright. Nothing really mind blowing but nothing to bad either. First half was slow and borng ans the second half was actually decent
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Postby whisperingloon » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:13 am

Shao Feng-Li (post: 1210614) wrote:Ugh...


So, do I take that as a "yes, I saw it and I hated it" or a "no, I didn't see it because I'd hate it"?

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Postby ChristianKitsune » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:44 am

I actually heard this movie was REALLY good...

but I'll wait till dvd comes out XD
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:57 am

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10000_bc/

Has a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. XD
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