: Is evil... :
:Throws Megaelixer at blob:
A Monster is Attacking CAA!
*forces blob to play breath of fire: dragon quarter to the finish, then proceeds to pour a whole box of mucinex on the blob while the said blob is occupied*
'nuff said
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Yeshua-Knight - Posts: 720
- Joined: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:13 pm
- Location: Somewhere within the universe
*Forces the blob to file his own taxes using the 1040 long forms, all spreadsheets, AND all the receipts that he collected over the multitude of years.*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.
Revelation 1:10-11: I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the sound of a trumpet, saying, [color="Red"]"Write in a book what you see, and send it to the seven churches to Ephesus and to Smyrna, and to Pergamum and to Theyatira, and at Sardis, and to Philadelphia, and to Laodicea."[/color]
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Sakaki Onsei - Posts: 312
- Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:15 pm
- Location: Where God can easily access me
*Since Kunoichi is stuck in the blob...she decides, after voming blob, to grab her sword, using ninja technique, lights the blob inside out using said fire, then immediately, after two minutes, douses it with water only to light it again,
Following thus torturous routine of relaxation and torture: Take that blob thingy!!!"
Following thus torturous routine of relaxation and torture: Take that blob thingy!!!"
I am on the forefront of battle against the demons of earth. All Praise and Glory be given to God Forever and Ever!
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:-
Kunoichi - Posts: 1219
- Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:18 pm
- Location: Everywhere But Nowhere
Sacrifices the following CAAers to the Blob in exchange for Immortality
and the chance to have Fushigi Yugi and The Melancholy of Haruhi
Suzumiya on AS:
*Mithrandr
*MSP
*K.Ayato
*Warrior4Christ
*Zarn
*Roy Mustang
*Temmy
*ucpseudonym
*Ashfire
*Ilikegir
*darkelfgirl
and the chance to have Fushigi Yugi and The Melancholy of Haruhi
Suzumiya on AS:
*Mithrandr
*MSP
*K.Ayato
*Warrior4Christ
*Zarn
*Roy Mustang
*Temmy
*ucpseudonym
*Ashfire
*Ilikegir
*darkelfgirl
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
I reach deep into my mystical back pocket and pull out an ultimate anti-blob weapon! It is.......Goo-gone! I fly into the air and spray hundreds of bottles of goo killing death on the Blob. The scent of chemical induced oranges fill the air.
FKA starhammer
Communism is only the perfect government if you have the perfect leader. And I'm only available Tuesdays.
I'm too cool to scroll.
Communism is only the perfect government if you have the perfect leader. And I'm only available Tuesdays.
I'm too cool to scroll.
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Taliesin - Posts: 192
- Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:54 pm
- Location: Over the river and through the woods
The people throwing people and other random objects need to read this:
[B]Don't you see your only making the blob stronger[B]
As for my next trick:
I pull out another cool sword (this one looks like a ice shard formed into a sword). I still have my lightning blade (Chigama) along with this one (Blizzima). I charge Chigama then use Blizzima to freeze the blob and then use Chigama again the same way as before. Hopefully this makes my attack do double damage. I hope !@_@!
[B]Don't you see your only making the blob stronger[B]
As for my next trick:
I pull out another cool sword (this one looks like a ice shard formed into a sword). I still have my lightning blade (Chigama) along with this one (Blizzima). I charge Chigama then use Blizzima to freeze the blob and then use Chigama again the same way as before. Hopefully this makes my attack do double damage. I hope !@_@!
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Kung_Fu_Master - Posts: 218
- Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:23 pm
- Location: In the Animation department at school with hours of homework.
Still with my cool sword that I have now named Chigama (Read my last attack) I pull out a new sword (this one looks like a ice shard formed into a sword) that I have named Blizzima. I use Blizzima to freeze the blob then I use Chigama the same as before. Hopefully this will do double damage.
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Kung_Fu_Master - Posts: 218
- Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:23 pm
- Location: In the Animation department at school with hours of homework.
*Makes Blob work on a computer that is running a full system antivirus scan, making the computer insanely slow!* I understand the (mental) damage this might cause Blob! 
After 15 minutes of watching the hourglass animation and waiting on the system to respond, blob begins to pound it's head on the keyboard, causing damage to itself.
Blob HP: 825,000
---
*Forces the Blob to play through these games and finish them all*
Superman 64
Aquaman
Deadly towers
E.T on Atari
Zelda wand og gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
Bubsy 3d
Robocop
Big Rigs on the PC
Dragon's quest on the NES
Charlies Angels
Every version of Action 52
Shaq Fu
Extreme Paintbrawl
And just to top it off, my personal vote for worst game of all time -Linus spacehead on Quattro adventure.
No toilet breaks, no breaks at all!
Blob actually enjoyed some of those titles, but the no bathroom breaks thing... >_<
Blob HP: 820,000
---
That's against the Geneva Monster Convention!
Hey btw whatever happened to Steve McQueen?Shouldn't we resurrect him to fight this blob thingy?
Blob is disturbed by this thought...
Blob HP: 819,000
---
*Points out amusing typo to Blob*
Blob laughs...
<_<
>_>
Then fixes it.
Blob HP: 818,500
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After watching with mild despair as the second most lethal attack Eric The Fred can think of (Britney AND Lionel) fails to gain ground on the foe, he determines to reach for the most lethal attack he can summon (at least until he achieves Super Sayanviking powers) Pulling in a mighty breath, bracing his feet, gripping his broadsword, and using his very best Latin...
Eric The Fred fully conjugates the Blob in every Aspect, Voice, Mood, Form, Tense, Number and Person!
Blob is bewildered by this audial assault. @_@
Blob HP: 810,000
---
*makes friends with the blob*
Blob doesn't quite understand, but he'll go with it. ^_^
Blob HP: 810,500
---
*shows the blob a picture of Margaret Thatcher*
Blob doesn't get it. ô_o
Blob HP: 810,750
---
*starts racing around the blob forming a large tornado with category 9 winds*
Blob is buffeted by said winds. Not an enjoyable experience. >_<
Blob HP: 805,750
---
*gives the blob pocky*
Blob want's another. >:O
Blob HP: 806,000
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: Is evil... :
:Throws Megaelixer at blob:
Blob is healed, slightly.
Blob HP: 826,000
---
*bakes a delicious cookie and gives it to the blob* \o.o/
Blob thanks you. ^_^
Blob HP: 827,000
---
*forces blob to play breath of fire: dragon quarter to the finish, then proceeds to pour a whole box of mucinex on the blob while the said blob is occupied*
m... Mucinex!? AND DRAGONS!?!? @_@ Awww heck naw!
Blob HP: 815,000
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*Forces the blob to file his own taxes using the 1040 long forms, all spreadsheets, AND all the receipts that he collected over the multitude of years.*
Considering Blob is illiterate, the mental/emotional stress caused to the Blob is considerable. Blob is considering suing for damages.
Blob HP: 810,000
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*Since Kunoichi is stuck in the blob...she decides, after voming blob, to grab her sword, using ninja technique, lights the blob inside out using said fire, then immediately, after two minutes, douses it with water only to light it again,
Following thus torturous routine of relaxation and torture: Take that blob thingy!!!"
Blob decided that you aren't worth the trouble of keeping down, and expells you.
Blob HP: 800,750
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Sacrifices the following CAAers to the Blob in exchange for Immortality
and the chance to have Fushigi Yugi and The Melancholy of Haruhi
Suzumiya on AS:
*Mithrandr
*MSP
*K.Ayato
*Warrior4Christ
*Zarn
*Roy Mustang
*Temmy
*ucpseudonym
*Ashfire
*Ilikegir
*darkelfgirl
You get the imortality and the anime, but you are diagnosed with a illness that will cause you misery for the rest of your life, and the anime is only goot for one playthrough, whereupon it goes up in smoke.
'swhat you get for sacrificing to your false gods! >:D
Blob HP: 801,000
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*offers the blob a jar of jelly as a token of friendship*
Blob kindly accepts the jelly, as well as most of your lower arm.
Blob HP: 803,000
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I reach deep into my mystical back pocket and pull out an ultimate anti-blob weapon! It is.......Goo-gone! I fly into the air and spray hundreds of bottles of goo killing death on the Blob. The scent of chemical induced oranges fill the air.
MASSIVE DAMAGE
Blob HP: 750,000
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*is vaguely amused that some members are actually helping the Blob and "fraternizing with the enemy!" so to speak*
.... *is very relieved that she is not on the list of "sacrificed members" for mitsuki lover's benefit (>_O) and sad that he would take away so many of the best of our community...* u.u
*drains enough life energy out of the Blob to retrieve and revive the sacrificed members... then charges the price of those 11 Phoenix Downs to Blob's already in debt tab.*
That's taking it a step too far... @_@
Blob HP: 725,000
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*Assaults Blob with hair*
*Waits for someone to get joke*
Blob got the joke, and is insulted.
Blob HP: 722,000
After 15 minutes of watching the hourglass animation and waiting on the system to respond, blob begins to pound it's head on the keyboard, causing damage to itself.
Blob HP: 825,000
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*Forces the Blob to play through these games and finish them all*
Superman 64
Aquaman
Deadly towers
E.T on Atari
Zelda wand og gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
Bubsy 3d
Robocop
Big Rigs on the PC
Dragon's quest on the NES
Charlies Angels
Every version of Action 52
Shaq Fu
Extreme Paintbrawl
And just to top it off, my personal vote for worst game of all time -Linus spacehead on Quattro adventure.
No toilet breaks, no breaks at all!
Blob actually enjoyed some of those titles, but the no bathroom breaks thing... >_<
Blob HP: 820,000
---
That's against the Geneva Monster Convention!
Hey btw whatever happened to Steve McQueen?Shouldn't we resurrect him to fight this blob thingy?
Blob is disturbed by this thought...
Blob HP: 819,000
---
*Points out amusing typo to Blob*
Blob laughs...
<_<
>_>
Then fixes it.
Blob HP: 818,500
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After watching with mild despair as the second most lethal attack Eric The Fred can think of (Britney AND Lionel) fails to gain ground on the foe, he determines to reach for the most lethal attack he can summon (at least until he achieves Super Sayanviking powers) Pulling in a mighty breath, bracing his feet, gripping his broadsword, and using his very best Latin...
Eric The Fred fully conjugates the Blob in every Aspect, Voice, Mood, Form, Tense, Number and Person!
Blob is bewildered by this audial assault. @_@
Blob HP: 810,000
---
*makes friends with the blob*
Blob doesn't quite understand, but he'll go with it. ^_^
Blob HP: 810,500
---
*shows the blob a picture of Margaret Thatcher*
Blob doesn't get it. ô_o
Blob HP: 810,750
---
*starts racing around the blob forming a large tornado with category 9 winds*
Blob is buffeted by said winds. Not an enjoyable experience. >_<
Blob HP: 805,750
---
*gives the blob pocky*
Blob want's another. >:O
Blob HP: 806,000
---
: Is evil... :
:Throws Megaelixer at blob:
Blob is healed, slightly.
Blob HP: 826,000
---
*bakes a delicious cookie and gives it to the blob* \o.o/
Blob thanks you. ^_^
Blob HP: 827,000
---
*forces blob to play breath of fire: dragon quarter to the finish, then proceeds to pour a whole box of mucinex on the blob while the said blob is occupied*
m... Mucinex!? AND DRAGONS!?!? @_@ Awww heck naw!
Blob HP: 815,000
---
*Forces the blob to file his own taxes using the 1040 long forms, all spreadsheets, AND all the receipts that he collected over the multitude of years.*
Considering Blob is illiterate, the mental/emotional stress caused to the Blob is considerable. Blob is considering suing for damages.
Blob HP: 810,000
---
*Since Kunoichi is stuck in the blob...she decides, after voming blob, to grab her sword, using ninja technique, lights the blob inside out using said fire, then immediately, after two minutes, douses it with water only to light it again,
Following thus torturous routine of relaxation and torture: Take that blob thingy!!!"
Blob decided that you aren't worth the trouble of keeping down, and expells you.
Blob HP: 800,750
---
Sacrifices the following CAAers to the Blob in exchange for Immortality
and the chance to have Fushigi Yugi and The Melancholy of Haruhi
Suzumiya on AS:
*Mithrandr
*MSP
*K.Ayato
*Warrior4Christ
*Zarn
*Roy Mustang
*Temmy
*ucpseudonym
*Ashfire
*Ilikegir
*darkelfgirl
You get the imortality and the anime, but you are diagnosed with a illness that will cause you misery for the rest of your life, and the anime is only goot for one playthrough, whereupon it goes up in smoke.
'swhat you get for sacrificing to your false gods! >:D
Blob HP: 801,000
---
*offers the blob a jar of jelly as a token of friendship*
Blob kindly accepts the jelly, as well as most of your lower arm.
Blob HP: 803,000
---
I reach deep into my mystical back pocket and pull out an ultimate anti-blob weapon! It is.......Goo-gone! I fly into the air and spray hundreds of bottles of goo killing death on the Blob. The scent of chemical induced oranges fill the air.
MASSIVE DAMAGE
Blob HP: 750,000
---
*is vaguely amused that some members are actually helping the Blob and "fraternizing with the enemy!" so to speak*
.... *is very relieved that she is not on the list of "sacrificed members" for mitsuki lover's benefit (>_O) and sad that he would take away so many of the best of our community...* u.u
*drains enough life energy out of the Blob to retrieve and revive the sacrificed members... then charges the price of those 11 Phoenix Downs to Blob's already in debt tab.*
That's taking it a step too far... @_@
Blob HP: 725,000
---
*Assaults Blob with hair*
*Waits for someone to get joke*
Blob got the joke, and is insulted.
Blob HP: 722,000
~Ridley [color="Green"] 
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Even when lurking, I am with you in spirit...
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RidleyofZebes - Posts: 627
- Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:18 pm
- Location: Redneck Country, USA
*Forces the Blob to take a driver's test*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.
Revelation 1:10-11: I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the sound of a trumpet, saying, [color="Red"]"Write in a book what you see, and send it to the seven churches to Ephesus and to Smyrna, and to Pergamum and to Theyatira, and at Sardis, and to Philadelphia, and to Laodicea."[/color]
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Sakaki Onsei - Posts: 312
- Joined: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:15 pm
- Location: Where God can easily access me
*After Blob takes driving test, forces it to wait in the EXTREMELY long line at the drivers ed place to get the picture of the license AND then it has to wait in ANOTHER LONG LINE to actually recieve the license, assuming it passed AND THEN ANOTHER LONG LINE to pay! MWAHAHAAH TAKE THE LONG LINE-NESS-NESS!*
I am on the forefront of battle against the demons of earth. All Praise and Glory be given to God Forever and Ever!
:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:-
Kunoichi - Posts: 1219
- Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:18 pm
- Location: Everywhere But Nowhere
Introduces Blob to the wonderful world of High Texas Auto Insurance Prices by showing my shiny new invoice for $2,500! (Two drivers, two vehicles. Can't wait till my teenager starts driving!)
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
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EricTheFred - Posts: 1691
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:26 pm
- Location: Garland, TX
*Blob sure got some bad taste in videogames* X_X
*Analyzes what the blob is made of, and sends the info to JM's private army. A few seconds later a helicopter arrives dropping some stuff over the blob that apparently will make the blob's liquid as stiff as a stone*
*Analyzes what the blob is made of, and sends the info to JM's private army. A few seconds later a helicopter arrives dropping some stuff over the blob that apparently will make the blob's liquid as stiff as a stone*
Of two evils, choose neither - Charles Spurgeon.
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Jingo Jaden - Posts: 2175
- Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 2:26 pm
- Location: Norway
Sparx sees his arm is missing, and desides that the blob is now his enemy. *replaces arm with a robotic arm that gives new powerful abllitys* "Sorry blob, but getting any part of me disemboweled makes me kinda mad."
*picks up a car using new powers and slams it on the blob muitple times, and then picks up a semi-truck full of superman 64 games and slams it on the blob as well.*
*picks up a car using new powers and slams it on the blob muitple times, and then picks up a semi-truck full of superman 64 games and slams it on the blob as well.*
You wish you could shred like me.
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Sparx00 - Posts: 675
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:07 pm
- Location: CAA
*forces the blob to snort a whole bottle of nasal spray*
ha ha...that'll rock your world!
ha ha...that'll rock your world!
'nuff said
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Yeshua-Knight - Posts: 720
- Joined: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:13 pm
- Location: Somewhere within the universe
Seeing his last attack didn't do much of anything, Cephas summons his BloodCross Knights with a full assault of slashing daggers, a thousand arrows, 10 hacks with a large axe, pounding fists of fury, fire claw attacks, 20 swings of a buster sword, a razor sharp boomerang spinning like a disk, a barrage of knives, and 30 slashes from a lightning sword.
After that Cephas finishes off with another 50 slash combo with a finishing overhead drop of his sword triggering a hot explosion inside the blob.
After that Cephas finishes off with another 50 slash combo with a finishing overhead drop of his sword triggering a hot explosion inside the blob.
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CephasWhite - Posts: 1090
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:00 am
- Location: Home sweet home.
Sakaki Onsei wrote:*Forces the Blob to take a driver's test*
*cringes at the thought that even Blob had to undergo such a terrible ordeal and offers Blob free counselling to deal with the ensuing nightmares*
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GeneD - Posts: 1969
- Joined: Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:43 am
- Location: South.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Forces blob to watch all badly done english dub animes except DBZ and Elfen Lied. (I mean AAAALLL of them)
Two Steps From Hell - Tristan <--(click)
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We have been here long enough to know
That we are all brothers and sisters in Christ,
So if you are in need of help,
We shall give you His advice.
May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...
Into Heaven for Eternity...
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We have been here long enough to know
That we are all brothers and sisters in Christ,
So if you are in need of help,
We shall give you His advice.
May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...
Into Heaven for Eternity...
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CephasWhite - Posts: 1090
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:00 am
- Location: Home sweet home.
After what was a beautiful and very long relationship with the blob, the ups, the downs, the laughter and tears... the good and the bad, the learning, the winning and the losing, Riku breaks up with his lifelong companion the Blob. The fact that the blob left his socks on the floor irked Riku a little bit more every day, and now he's finally snapped. And know, Riku doesn't care if the blob's won the lottery u_u
Adopted by Sammy-chu ^-^ *Wishes Sam*ron would come and visit sometimes*
Proud Owner of a limited edition Kaemmerite (AKA Nate) Plushi!!!
Mary had a little lamb.... AND THEN I ATE IT >:D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Locke wrote:When life gives you lemons, make it into a blog and get comments. =/
[/color]Nate wrote:[color=black]Screw TNT: CAA Knows Drama.
[color=#ffa500]"Thank you for killing this thread...
dragging it's poor comatose body into
the freeway....and allowing the trucks
of rabbits trails of offtopicness drive it
into the pavement. Please, feel free to
spit on it's skid mark remains.
You monster."-Ark
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[color=lime](> <) Help Him Achieve World Domination... [/color]Or I'll eat you, all up. Mwahahahahaha
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Riku777 - Posts: 333
- Joined: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:29 pm
- Location: Where we live in Igloos, it's below freezing ALL the time and where we talk about the Hockey Lockout
Forces Blob to accompany a group of gossipy women as they go undergarment and shoe shopping, all day long.
[color="Red"]As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7[/color]
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
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- Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:04 pm
- Location: ... What's burning?
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