Fish and Chips wrote:Any man who could survive such music has only reaffirmed his own manhood.
That, sir, is a total denial mechanism. Any male over the age of nine begins to lose heterosexuality (it's measurable, like liquid or patriotism) if they listen to the bands on the list. They might not be turned full-blown gay, but a natural inclination toward television shows like
What Not to Wear will likely begin to develop. The only thing to combat this is a healthy dose of Andrew W.K., who has written such sonic masterpieces as "Party Hard," "Party Til You Puke," "It's Time to Party," "Take it Off," "Really in Love," and "I Love Music." Like I said, don't get mad at me: it's the rules. These rules are simply natural laws that were placed into the fabric of the cosmos at creation. I'm simply passin' out that knowledge.
But as for the original question, Josh Groban didn't make the list because if you listen to Josh Groban, ladies will automatically dig you. Josh Groban is like cat nip. I'd say that's pretty much the manliest kind of music you can listen to.