Minesweeper: The Movie

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Minesweeper: The Movie

Postby Felix » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:15 pm

I'm not quite sure if this belongs here, or in Gamers Galore, but this was just too priceless not to share. I was browsing the college humor site after watching the Perpetual Mario Machine and I stumbled on this.
It's a spoof trailer for a nonexistent Minesweeper movie, and it's downright hilarious in my opinion. I love how serious they act in it.

Warning: They say "suck" in the trailer, and I know some people don't like that word. Also, I don't recommend browsing the rest of the site too thoroughly, as there's some decidedly questionable material there.

Enjoy it:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138
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Postby LadyRushia » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:08 pm

See, now why do movie producers spend all this money making the next cliched romantic comedy when there's *epic* source material right here?

You know what would be even funnier than a real movie like this? A game based off of the movie(since every movie must have a video game counterpart).
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Postby Monkey J. Luffy » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:12 pm

That could be the best summer blockbuster ever!
Minesweeper is a great source for movie inspiration.
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Postby jon_jinn » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:19 pm

ha ha! the trailer's pretty funny. minesweeper, the movie huh? i never really thought of that one...
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:25 am

[color="RoyalBlue"][font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"]"YOU ARE HERE TO SWEEP MINES!!!!"

"Find a one on the corner...IT'S A MINE!!!"

"I'm here because I'm bored!!!"

I would pay good money to see this movie![/SIZE][/font][/color]
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Postby Elycien » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:35 am

"Why are these mines even here?!"
XDDDDD That's hilarious!
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Postby Sheol777 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:43 am

That was awesome!

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Postby Alexander » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:33 pm

What's really sad about this is that I found this short film more entertaining then almost all the movies released here.

I would see it on opening day.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:46 pm

That ranks up there with the Pacman one. Does anyone know of any other spoof game movies? There needs to be a Pong trailer...
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Postby Alexander » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:16 pm

uc pseudonym wrote:That ranks up there with the Pacman one. Does anyone know of any other spoof game movies? There needs to be a Pong trailer...


Have you checked out Mega 64?

I didn't play it, but this is my personal favorite: http://www.mega64.com/re4.htm
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Postby Danderson » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:39 pm

Yeah, that was interesting...
As for other fan-inspired movies, I think there's a really cool Megaman trailer somewhere on Youtube...
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Postby Mr. Rogers » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:07 pm

That's pretty much the best video ever
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Postby Dai-go » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:26 pm

Alexander wrote:Have you checked out Mega 64?

I didn't play it, but this is my personal favorite: http://www.mega64.com/re4.htm


OH MY GOD!
This one had me laughing out loud, literally. XD I laughed for a good few minutes.
The RE4 video. XD Arrested for disturbing the peace. XD
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That was hilarious. That made my day. XD!!
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:34 pm

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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:03 pm

To be superficially on topic, my favorite line is the 999 one.

Alexander wrote:Have you checked out Mega 64?

Indeed I have. Worthwhile game-related humor, but I would still like to see more trailers.

Danderson wrote:As for other fan-inspired movies, I think there's a really cool Megaman trailer somewhere on Youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps-YtqNQkDM

That? Notable as well, but they're actually trying to be serious.
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Postby Alexander » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:54 pm

What's even more saddening is that this is more entertaining then every other movie made after a video game. XD

Even the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:01 pm

Alexander wrote:What's even more saddening is that this is more entertaining then every other movie made after a video game. XD

Even the Super Mario Bros. Movie.


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That's...

That's actually kind of true. D:

How discouraging. XDD
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:52 pm

wow, this one ranks right up there with that spoof someone put out that was like mario was addicted to 'shrooms, hilarious
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Postby creed4 » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:46 pm

lol That was so funny
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Postby Tommy » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:46 pm

Do they have a Final Fantasy gag?

Watching two guys take turns in real life would be priceless.
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:28 pm

they did a gag like that on xplay a while back where they had adam sessler acting out what it would be like if someone had a disorder where they viewed all of life as one big turn based existence
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Postby That Dude » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:34 pm

That pretty much kicked butt cheeks.
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Postby Tommy » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm

Yeshua-Knight wrote:they did a gag like that on xplay a while back where they had adam sessler acting out what it would be like if someone had a disorder where they viewed all of life as one big turn based existence


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Postby Kanerou » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:00 am

*watches Minesweeper trailer and rolls* Oh my gosh, my mother needs to see this. She's trying for a 15-sec record.
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