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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:20 am

pops out cold medicine


inserts fma dvd
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:51 am

CelticWarrior gets an FMP dvd.

inserts tv scart lead.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:56 am

Ratrace get an analog TV antenna.

Inserts a super secret version of Mac OSX 10.6
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:34 am

rsnumber2 gets regretful that he gave that up.

inserts prozac
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:48 am

rsnumber2 forgets that he gave it up.

Inserts a copy of RayTrace.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:20 am

rs gets a look I try hard not to kill with for using another joke about my name.

inserts japanese energy drink.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:44 am

Ratrace gets a book of jokes about Sauron's eye.

*inserts Sesame Street video*
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:48 am

Blitzkriek gets mugs by the count in a dark alley.

insets note telling everyone that is not Saurons eye.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:57 am

rsnumber2 gets a barely legible piece of crumpled paper.

*inserts a note saying "Could you repeat that?"
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:02 pm

rsNo.2 gets put in the machine.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:12 pm

rsnumber2 has a new perspective on life....
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:15 pm

I didn't get anything.

*shakes machine to see what falls out. inserts it to get something else.*
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:19 pm

rsnumber2 falls out and give ratrace a hug.

*inserts happy feelings and sunshine
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:22 pm

rsNo2 gets pegged as a morning person and receives dirty looks for the rest of his life.

inserts vast amounts of coffee.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:26 pm

rsnumber2 recieves a dinky little cappucino. Which he quickly gives to the guy behind him. (Is that Ratrace? He thinks to himself..)

*inserts some guy that pegged him as a morning person, because in his time zone it is 2:30 pm.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:29 pm

See? who can be awake that early in the afternoon? And why do you keep getting things when I put stuff in there?

rsNo2 gets a painful parting gift from Ratrace.

Inserts contents of pockets as I get put in. Again.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:36 pm

rsnumber2 understands what is going on now.

Ratrace gets a complete collection of whatever DVD/CDs he wishes.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:38 pm

ratrace picks rs's pockets and inserts lint. Ratrace gives rs the large plaque that comes out.

inserts nail clippings
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:40 pm

Ratrace gets a nail salon run by some French guy named Jacques.

Insert The Fonz.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:45 pm

ml gets strange looks for not having him hit the machine...

inserts a mime
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Postby rsnumber2 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:19 am

Ratrace gets a copy of Endo's book, Silence

*inserts pride
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:25 am

rsnumber2 gets slain by Roy Mustang.

Insert Caitlin Glass.
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Postby rsnumber2 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:56 am

ML gets Steven J Blum.

*inserts slain pride.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:39 pm

rsnumber2 gets Lust.

insert Edgar Martinez.(the great Mariner DH for those who don't know)
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:41 pm

mitsuki lover get soaked in gore (from stuffing people into coin slots)

*inserts easter egg*
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Postby rsnumber2 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:18 pm

[b]Blitzkrieg1701 gets a really funny yoke.

*inserts a chocolate easter bunny
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Postby goldenspines » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:29 pm

Rsnumber2 gets his chocolate bunny back, but with the ears bitten off.


*inserts a chocolate egg with carmel fillling*
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Postby Ratrace » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:16 am

goldenspines gets to hear all the people in the machine fight over it.

inserts a picture so badly drawn all who look at it go insane.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:17 pm

Ratrace gets a Jackson Pollock.

Insert Andy Warhol's 'Campbell Soup Cans' lithograph
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:16 pm

mitsuki lover gets a bottle of hair bleach

*inserts cat food*
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