Here's what the gifts really are:
- the partridge in the pear tree: Jesus Christ
- the turtledoves: the Old and New Testament
- the French Hens: the Holy Trinity
- the Calling Birds: the four writers of the gospels
- the Golden Rings: The first five books of the Pentateuch (sp?)
- the Geese a-laying: the six days of creation (note: God rested on the seventh, so it doesn't count)
- the Swans a-swimming: the seven sacraments
- the Maids a-milking: the eight beautitudes
- the Ladies dancing: the 9 gifts of the Holy Spirit
- the Lords a-leaping: the 10 commandments
- the Pipers Piping: the 11 faithful apostles (Judas betrayed, so he's not faithful)
- the Drummers Drumming: the 12 tribes of Israel.