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Things anime characters will never say
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:28 am
by GeneD
For example, you'll never hear:
Any shounen protagonist: "Screw this, someone else can save the world. I'm going home."
Ed (FMA): "Size doesn't matter."
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:33 am
by rocklobster
Ed (cowboy bebop): A coherent sentence. Any coherent sentence.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:15 am
by Robin Firedrake
Vegeta: "Scouter says his power level is around twelve or something like that."
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:50 am
by EricTheFred
Any annoying opponent: "I'm sure you're wondering about my power, aren't you? Well, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!"
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:14 pm
by Midori
Almost any shoujo male lead: "I love you."
EDIT: Actually, this applies to just about any main character, male or female.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:11 pm
by Tommy
Spike Spiegel: I'm not the man.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:39 pm
by Dr.Faust
Creed(Black Cat)- Who needs power?
Greed(FMA)- Lets sheir guys
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:45 pm
by LadyRushia
Kimura-sensei (Azumanga Daioh): I think staring at high school girls is wrong.
Sakaki (AD): I hate animals.
Lelouch (Code Geass): I love Britannia with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
C.C. (Code Geass): I hate pizza.
Himura Kenshin: I really want to kill someone right now.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:57 pm
by Bobtheduck
Haruhi: I think going on a date and relaxing sounds like a good way to spend the afternoon.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:07 pm
by LadyRushia
Kallen (Code Geass): We're not Japanese. We're Elevens.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:13 pm
by Ingemar
Vash The Stampede: I shot a man just to watch him die.
Keiichi Maebara: SEXISM!
Konata: Time to read the Bible.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Seriously, when was the last time Soul Reapers worried about Wholes?
Keiichi Morisato: Screw this, I prefer human women.
Keitarou Urashima: I want to go to Harvard.
Shinji Ikari: I love my father.
Rei Ayanami: I love your father too.
Shinji Ikari: EWW!
Kamina: With this drill, you'll... make a hole or something. I dunno. You're a loser, Simon.
Light Yagami: I am.... THE POPE OF THE CURRENT WORLD!
Shirou Emiya: People don't die when they are killed. Strange, isn't it?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:24 pm
by Peanut
Light Yagami: You know, everyone sins. So who am I to judge those around me? In fact, I think I'm going to start helping criminals become better people by starting a prison ministry.
Alexander Anderson: Protestants rule.
Dio: I'm sorry for all the horrible things I've done to you Jonathan Joestar. Can we be friends for real this time?
Jonathan: No. *Disembowels Dio*
Ok so that final one was actually manga charaters...but in my book it still counts...
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:48 pm
by LadyRushia
Well, if we get to use manga characters. . .
Kenji (20th Century Boys): "Friend"! Let me join you!
Otcho (20CB): *doesn't completely pw3n someone*
Kanna (20CB): I'll just forget about my uncle and accept that "Friend" is the best ruler in the world.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:35 am
by Etoh*the*Greato
Any anime character: Whoa. My eyes are huge. Does anyone else see this? My eyes are MASSIVE. This should't be healthy!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:01 am
by Nate
"Y'know, Batman: The Animated Series is better than about 90% of our shows!"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:41 am
by rocklobster
Naruto: I love you Hinata!
Hinata: I love you Naruto!
(sigh, I can only dream)
Hitsuguya: I'm tired of all this fighting. How about a date, Rongiku?
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:49 am
by LadyRushia
Etoh wrote:Any anime character: Whoa. My eyes are huge. Does anyone else see this? My eyes are MASSIVE. This should't be healthy!
I lol'd.
Along those same lines,
"Anyone else find it strange that our eyebrows show through our hair?"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:43 pm
by uc pseudonym
Normally I'm not a fan of these because they tend to boil down to "Angry Character: I am not angry." But this thread includes archetypes, which is at least a new twist to me. My contributions are probably more cynical than funny...
Shonen Protagonist: Discretion is the better part of valor!
Shojo Protagonist: I'm a fully actualized human being!
Shonen Crowds: I have never seen such power before, but given the regularity with which this happens I'm not particularly surprised!
Shojo Crowds: The male lead is good at absolutely everything, which is why he only dates women of similar ability!
Sympathetic Villain: Why yes, I do have a sorrowful past, but given that it traumatized me enough that I became evil, I don't want to talk about it!
Cannon Fodder: I will attack a character incredibly superior to myself in the hopes that my life insurance will pay for the treatments for my youngest daughter, whose illness led me to take this job in the first place!
LadyRushia wrote:Along those same lines,
"Anyone else find it strange that our eyebrows show through our hair?"
Thank you.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:21 pm
by wildpurplechild
Sasuke: I'm so happy. Hey Sakura let's be best friends!
Sasori: Art is really a bang!
Ash: I'm too old to play with Pokeman, besides, making them battle is cruel!
Any Pokeman: Hey look I learned to say more than my name!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:23 pm
by Fish and Chips
Shounen Antagonist: "My secret ability is this gun I'm just going to shoot you with. Except by secret ability I mean use it right now."
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:31 pm
by ADXC
Shounen Protangonist-"I don't really get why we fight, how about we actually THINK about it first."
Shojo Protangonist-"This view is pretty and all, but just where in the world did these Blossom petals come from?!"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:52 pm
by EricTheFred
The Shojo Herioine: "I was thinking about getting all angsty and worrying about it for twenty episodes, but then I decided to just go ahead and tell you I love you in the first episode!"
The Shonen's girlfriend: "I was considering telling you I love you and declaring myself your wife in the first episode, but instead, I've been all angsty and worrying about it for the last twenty episodes! Weird, huh?"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:15 am
by Maokun
Almost any anime character (probable exception, Light Yagami)
"Screw friendship! I'm much better off alone"
Any shonen character: "Well, I've hit my limit, this is it."
PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:36 am
by Okami94
Naruto "Don't believe it!" (lol dubs)
Sasuke (singing) "Don't worry,..be happy"
Hinata "Hey naruto, wanna go out sometime?"
Ino "Weight doesn't matter..."
Ichigo "You know, I think I'm strong enough."
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:57 pm
by KhakiBlueSocks
[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]Hinata (Naruto): "Come here you blond-haired hunk! I'm gonna MAKE you Believe it!"
Giniko (Mushishi): I REALLY need a girl...
Kino (Kino's Journey): Shut up Hermes, or I switch back to regular unleaded.[/color][/SIZE][/font]
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:37 pm
by Tsukuyomi
Naruto: I don't believe it
Or, maybe he would?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:47 pm
by KhakiBlueSocks
Tsukuyomi (post: 1322961) wrote:Naruto: I don't believe it
Or, maybe he would?
He would...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:40 am
by Nate
Tomoyo from Cardcaptor Sakura: "I like men now."
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:31 am
by GeneD
Bulma (DBZ): Kaaaameeeehaaameee....
Vash (Trigun): My hair has the power to defy gravity.
Shonen hero or villain: In an effort to stay on top in this fight, I will not explain my technique/power in great detail involving flashbacks, examples and a graph.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:11 am
by EricTheFred
Any schoolgirl: "Is the hem on my uniform too short?"
Youkou (Holic): "Ignore it; it's just a coincidence."