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Postby Mikomi » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:58 am

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cherry Kool-aid
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:14 pm

Harry Potter Walks The Line
Harry Potter At San Quentin
Harry Potter:The Glen Campbell Duets
Harry Potter At The Mall Of America
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Living Grateful Deadheads
Harry Potter Is Artemus Fowle
Harry Potter Is The Moola Of Money
Harry Potter And The Death Of The Wizard Of Oz
Harry Potter And Curious George Eat Bananas
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:39 pm

Harry Potter plays tight end for the Cowboys
Harry Potter And The Great Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Eating Contest
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Postby bigsleepj » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:49 pm

Harry Potter and the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
Harry Potter threw you over the cuckoos nest
Harry Potter meets Salieri
Harry Potter and Andy Kaufman team up.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:20 pm

Fullmetal Potter
Harry Potter Marries Excel AND Hyatt
Lord IlPalazzo Conquers Hogwarts!
The Death Of Harold Potter,Esquire
Life And Times Of Grizzly Adams-Potter
Potter of Potterfield,New Jersey
Harry Potter And The Night They Invented Champagne
Harry Gets Drunk And Expelled From Hogwarts For Turning Snape And Everyone
In Slyterin Into Tadpoles!
Harry Potter Meets Sailor Moon
Sailor Mercury Beats The Bejeevers Out Of The Entire Hogwarts Academic Squad
Jaden From Yu-Gi-Oh! GX And Alexis Beat Harry And Hermione In A Duel
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Postby harina » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:19 pm

Harry Potter's change into Negi Springfield
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. [Hebr. 11:1]
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:03 pm

Harry Potter Is Really Hermione Granger Is Really Margaret Thatcher Is Really Mortimer Snerd

Harry Potter Laughs

Harry Potter And The Day That They Cancelled Life Magazine

Harry Potter Sells Jello

Parry Hotter And The Silophosers Ptone

Harry Potter Versus Ed Alric:Grunge Match VIII:The Final Death Match

Harry Potter Loves Winry
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Postby Scribs » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:23 pm

Harry potter and the Mystical thingy
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
-Sir Boyle Roche
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:00 pm

Harry Potter Meets Santa.
Operation:H.A.R.R.Y.P.O.T.T.E.R.
We Are Harry Potter And You're Not!
The Day Of The Harry Potters
Harry Potter Takes Over Attack Of The Show!
Harry Potter Unleashed
I Am Harry Potter
The Harry And The Potter
Love,Life,And Harry Potter
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Postby Technomancer » Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:34 pm

Law & Order: Special Hogwarts Unit

I, Potter
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

Neil Postman
(The End of Education)

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge

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Postby Scribs » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:32 pm

Harry Potter and the thread that got old about 10 pages ago.
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
-Sir Boyle Roche
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Postby harina » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:53 am

Harry Potter and the thread that goes on and on even though the titles were quite tasteless.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:55 pm

The titles are getting pretty sarcastic now, and this has been going on for far too long, so I'm going to lock this thread.
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