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Did you hear about the blond coyote?
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:43 am
by Agent Anderson
...It gnawed off three legs and was still stuck in the bear trap.
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:50 am
by bigsleepj
Welcome to the Loony Bin, Agent Anderson. Where are you from, and what anime do you like, and you happen to know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?
Nice Newton quote, BTW.
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:51 am
by Warrior 4 Jesus
How can liking Maths and being a Christian be compatible? That's just so wrong. Joking aside, welcome to the CAA. I guess you enjoy The Matrix quite a bit, eh? And for the record I don't like Maths. (Ha ha)
God Bless!
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:10 am
by christianfriend
ahh! He likes math! RUN!....just kidding ^^;;
Hi! Im C-friend, its a pleasure to meet you Mr.Anderson! I hope you enjoy it here at CAA!
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:03 am
by Jingo Jaden
Welcome fellow christian. Hope you have a great stay =)
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:11 am
by KBMaster
Ohh, another math-lover! Welcome to CAA!
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:38 am
by TallHobbit86
Welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson! Feel free to post in the bump thread in the goof off section if you like! Math is cool!
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:38 am
by Tenshi no Ai
bigsleepj wrote:Welcome to the Loony Bin.
Yes, everything's a dollar here! *cough* Couldn't resist using my old Canadian joke^^ Anyhow, welcome to the forums^^
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:42 am
by Radical Dreamer
bigsleepj wrote:...do you happen to know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?
An African swallow, or an English one?
Anyways, welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson (almost typed "Mr. Anderson." XD)! Have lots of fun here, and post a lot!
RDreamer
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:49 am
by Pan Chan
Uhh.... I don't get the joke....
Anyways!
::Tackle hugs Mike::
Hello!
How are you this most wonderful day?
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:55 pm
by Ryusei
Welcome to CAA! And don't worry, I'm a math person, too. Sometimes. <.< >.>
Anyway, have fun! XD
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:00 pm
by Radical Dreamer
Pan Chan wrote:Uhh.... I don't get the joke....
Anyways!
::Tackle hugs Mike::
Hello!
How are you this most wonderful day?
It's sort of a parody of a dumb-blonde joke, but it's a coyote, instead. XD Since many animals will chew their foot off when they're caught in a bear trap, this blonde coyote chewed off all the feet BUT the one that was trapped. XD
Well, I thought it was funny.
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:25 pm
by Linksquest
Welcome to Agent Anderson, CAA... I mean... Welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson!
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 11:46 pm
by Icarus
Oh, good, another math guy.
Welcome, have fun, and post math at random times. We must keep the others on their toes.
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 11:58 pm
by Yahshua
Welcome to CAA forums and chat make yourself at home.
PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 6:17 am
by Warrior4Christ
Welcome Agent Anderson. I too am a maths person (I prefer the plural form of math).
Some maths jokes:
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school...
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:04 am
by Radical Dreamer
Warrior4Christ wrote:One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
Hahaha, that's good!
PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:15 am
by GrubbTheFragger
hello and welcome