CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Did anyone miss me while I lost my password after the site got updated and I lost the password for my other stupid e-mail account 'cause they force me to change it every three months a completely new ubersafe password? Oh, while I was gone, I gotz me a job .

*hides rocket launcher behind back and whistles innocently*

Wow, that's a pretty big pile of rubble over to your left there...oh yeah, and congrats on the job!

Congratulations on the job!

Welcome back.

Not the only one who just got a new job.

Anyhow, welcome back. Try not to cause too many fusion-weaponry related incidents this time around.

How did you escape Siberia?

Peanut wrote:How did you escape Siberia?

Only stories I know about that has to do with escaping from Siberia involves..... Cannibalism.

Siberia is quite the cold wasteland with little to no natural food covering it's wast tracts. So if you are going to escape from Siberian jails, yeah, best team up with some unsuspecting person, like Dante has done.

Jingo Jaden wrote:

Peanut wrote:How did you escape Siberia?

Only stories I know about that has to do with escaping from Siberia involves..... Cannibalism.

Siberia is quite the cold wasteland with little to no natural food covering it's wast tracts. So if you are going to escape from Siberian jails, yeah, best team up with some unsuspecting person, like Dante has done.

So that's what's become of Puritan.

Eventually all the old CAA users are sent to Siberia. The ones who eventually make them back return harder... colder, somehow. Perhaps due to the cannibalism.

There is simply not enough cannibalism on this thread.

True, actually. Peanut, get the tongs. Yuki, the seasonings. Jaden, I'm going to need you to lie down on this grill.

Jingo Jaden wrote:There is simply not enough cannibalism on this thread.

There is simply not enough cannibalism on every thread.

I refuse to change the topic until Dante arrives, for without cannibalism we can never know the truth.