CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

This is so pointless it might cause the apocalypse.

The rules are simple: continue writing from where the person before you left off. Your post can be just a couple of sentences or a few, but no going all-out (unless your idea is so genius it just can't wait.) You can add new characters and whatever else you want, so long as you don't obliterate the original story and start one of your own in one fell swoop - if that is to happen, it will happen gradually.

Okay, let's begin! (my post is just an "example" - if you want to start off differently, go ahead - if not, just keep going from there).

*Ahem*

~ Our hero opened his eyes, unsure of how long (or why) he'd been unconscious. He dusted himself off and started down a desolate pathway, when suddenly he was struck by a dramatic realization! ~

He looked down and sure enough, he wan't wearing any pants, just a pair of pink boxers.

And just then, he read this post. And thought to himself. Great, and I thought this day couldn't get any worse. I just lost THE GAME.

Then he looked around him, he was surrounded by Forum members, narrating his life. "Oh go away!" He screamed at them. They whispered back. "Nope."

He delivered a firm roundhouse kick to their faces, only to discover they were mere figments of his imagination. Shaking his head profusely, he set out in search of some trousers, finally finding a pair of leopard-print short shorts hanging on a fencepost and quickly pulling them on. Just then, a voice from behind startled him....

"Change? You got change?" It was none other then the theater Bum, Chester.
"Ah come on, help a guy out will yah?" He stuck his plastic cup in front of our heroes face.

The man reared back, disgusted by the greasy bum before him. However, he couldn't help but take pity on him and reached into the pocket of the leopard-print shorts to see if he could find anything. There was no money, however - only a strange-looking clear pill. He shrugged at the bum, saying, "Sorry, bro, I don't have any change. Tell the Nostalgia Critic to review Ponyo like he always promises at the cons."

The bum burst into tears and retreated into his Pepsi bottle to get a cheese wax, leaving our hero alone once again. He rolled the pill around in his fingers, debating on whether or not he should take it...

He decided against it because it was the blue pill, he knew he would wake up in the Matrix and be trapped forever if he took it. He ground it up, which turned it into a fine powder, of fairy dust. Our hero sprinkled some of it on himself and he was instantly teleported. Right into an angry mob, ready to go kill the Beast.

(Off topic:The Beast? Really? The fact that we'd include that monster from Revelation disturbs me more than the Hitler jokes that we've recently had. Really, I was going to participate until it came to that.)

TheMewster (post: 1514864) wrote:(Off topic:The Beast? Really? The fact that we'd include that monster from Revelation disturbs me more than the Hitler jokes that we've recently had. Really, I was going to participate until it came to that.)

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TheMewster (post: 1514864) wrote:(Off topic:The Beast? Really? The fact that we'd include that monster from Revelation disturbs me more than the Hitler jokes that we've recently had. Really, I was going to participate until it came to that.)

She means the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, the Disney movie. Relaaaaaax! *hugs you* You should come participate with us! *lightning and evil laughter* What was that? Nothing. hehe... seriously though, no one's talking about Revelations here.

~ Our hero immediately joined the mob, remembering what an ugly dude the Beast was going to turn into if he broke the curse by winning against Gaston and loving Belle.

But the mob halted outside the Beast's castle, when they realized the fashion statement he was making with the leopard print shorts. They chased him into the woods where he ran into a singing bush. "She'll be coming round the mountain when she coooooomes. She'll be coming round the mountain when she coooooomes! She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain when she coooooomes!!" It screeched.

He pressed his hands over his ears, screaming, "Noooooooooo!" as he flashed back to seemingly endless car rides with his parents singing that same song.

After tearing the bush apart with his bare hands until it was silenced, he finally took a moment to look around. Where had the blue pill powder sent him? And why had it changed colors? He scratched his head, then went off exploring in the woods, pushing tree limbs and random animals aside as he headed for what looked like a bright light at the end of the thicket.

He was blinded for a split second, standing in that light was Justin Bieber. "Help me Invisible Swordsman!" He cried out. Bieber fell to the ground, the light vanished. He breathed a sigh of relief. But then he heard a Tiger's roar. He was in deep trouble.

The tiger, White Tiger to be precise, was actually a karate sensei, And approached our hero without moving out of fighting stance. Our hero had suddenly been armed with the knowledge that this particular karate sensei was not learned in the art of the samurai sword and that he was colorblind to any shade of pink, but especially the neon pink of his short shorts and that he took an inordinate confidence in his kiai.

Our hero surmised the best plan of attack was to confuse and/or attack White Tiger with his short shorts.



LOL (White Tiger is real my friends. I trained under him personally. Artistic liberty has been taken, but not that much)

He jumped onto his head like a Jockey, and rode the blind Sensei out of the woods and into a lake.

He let go of the White Tiger and swam to the surface. Only to be greeted by the faces of Senor Cardgage and Mr. Strong Bad. "Pardon me, Sarah. Could you help an old man catch his spectacles?" He pointed to a fish leaping out of the water, with a pair of glasses caught in it's mouth.

Our hero blinked then muttered to himself "This day is so weird." Then replied "I'd be happy to help you in exchange for a shirt... It's getting a bit chilly."

Senor Cardgage reached into his bag. "I don't hayve a paint dock, but I do have this warm stick in the muhd." He pulled a melted candy bar out of his bag. "Man, so cool." Strong Bad Muttered. "Here." He pulled a shirt out of his pants. "You'll need this too."

"Oh... I didn't think either of you would actually have a shirt on you..." Hero says as he hesitantly takes the shirt. "Hmm, this is a rather large neck hole. Did you happen to get this from Husky Headed Boys?"

Strong Bad sighed. "Yeah, Yeah. From Back to School shopping catalog 11'." He leaned out of the boat. "You gonna wear it or not?" Our hero noticed that it was a shirt for Brony's. With '20% Cooler husky sized head' written on the front.

"I'll be honest, I'm not exactly sure what you want me to do. Are you expecting me to tackle that giant fish and wrestle the glasses out of its mouth?" (Hero still hasn't put the shirt on.)

Senor Cardgage tosses our hero a melted candy bar. He notices that it has been sharpened over the years, because it sliced a lock of hair from his head. "Eat the candy, Selvettica."

Our hero looks at the candy bar, then to Senor Cardgage, back to the candy bar, then to Strong Bad, Cardgage's bad come-over, (as if a good one exists) the giant fish with the glasses, then finally the candy bar again, then says "I'm afraid to."

"I'm afraid too, because I feel sorry for the candy bar, being born into a life that has no purpose except to be eaten someone." Then because our hero gave sympathy to the candy bar, the candy bar transformed into a magical fairy wielding a sword. "Thank you for caring about the feelings of sweet treats. In return I will grant you one wish." said the fairy.

"What is your name, Candy Fairy?"

"What does my name have to do with anything? Are you going to look me up on google, find out all my information, and then stalk me?"

Our hero took a moment to ponder this. "Touche."
"Can you get that fish for me?" The candy fairy looked over at the fish, glasses dangling from it's mouth. The fairy flew over to the fish, slapped it. Took the glasses. Then flew them back to Senor Cardgage. Who promptly ate her. "Mmm... Tastes like... Gumbballs..." He snorted. Then tossed our hero a bag of magic beans. "Here you go Bethel." Strong Bad nodded to our hero. "Good luck man."

Our hero snorted impatietly. "No promblem."

The he clicked his heels three times and, much to his annoyance, ended up...

Falling flat on his face. he stood up, Bethel was coming closer and closer...

Then his eyes snapped open. "Where am I?" Our hero was trapped behind bars of ice. "Haha! Oh Gunter, you are so-" The man speaking turned around. "How'd you get in here?" He asked. Our hero's eyes widened. "Your... The ice king!"