Receives a beautiful sketch.
Inserts telephone.
The CAA Vending Machine
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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TheChocolateGamer - Posts: 164
- Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:26 am
- Location: Bulgaria, Europe
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Receives bill*
Inserts TCG again
Inserts TCG again
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a white chocolate sword
Inserts LecktheTech
Inserts LecktheTech
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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TheChocolateGamer - Posts: 164
- Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:26 am
- Location: Bulgaria, Europe
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives headphones.
*crawls into the vending machine*
...Help, I'm stuck!
*crawls into the vending machine*
...Help, I'm stuck!
"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you will get neither." C.S. Lewis
Avatar done by unknown artist.
Avatar done by unknown artist.
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Sundown - Posts: 76
- Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:03 pm
- Location: U.S.A
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Receives stick of dynamite, lit and ready to blow*
Inserts what's left...of Sundown.
Inserts what's left...of Sundown.
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*receives beautifully constructed mannequin*
Ehh.....
*inserts mannequin*
Ehh.....
*inserts mannequin*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*receives a severed head. From a mannequin. Spurting tomato juice.*
Doesn't anyone ever pay attention to the "keep yours hands out of the machine" signs?
*inserts rolled-up Mona Lisa*
Doesn't anyone ever pay attention to the "keep yours hands out of the machine" signs?
*inserts rolled-up Mona Lisa*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L
spell it right, or don't spell it at all.
@)}~`,~
Thank you, for all you do for us.
that awkward moment when you go to see who's online, and someone else is already looking at the members list...
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Michael Lance - Posts: 114
- Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm
- Location: New Earth
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Receives treasure map on the back*
Inserts PSP
Inserts PSP
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a psp game
Inserts icbm
Inserts icbm
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IPv4 - Posts: 270
- Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:48 am
- Location: SCHWEDEN
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Recieves nuking*
Inserts radaway
Inserts radaway
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*receives swarm of angry radscorpions*
WHY ME
*inserts Nuka-Cola and runs away screaming*
WHY ME
*inserts Nuka-Cola and runs away screaming*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L
spell it right, or don't spell it at all.
@)}~`,~
Thank you, for all you do for us.
that awkward moment when you go to see who's online, and someone else is already looking at the members list...
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Michael Lance - Posts: 114
- Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm
- Location: New Earth
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Receives aforementioned ICMB*
Inserts....Hmmm...a Lance
Inserts....Hmmm...a Lance
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*receives his own left shoe*
Ohhh, so THAT'S where I left it!
*inserts gold-plated quarter*
Ohhh, so THAT'S where I left it!
*inserts gold-plated quarter*
M-I-C-H-A-E-L
spell it right, or don't spell it at all.
@)}~`,~
Thank you, for all you do for us.
that awkward moment when you go to see who's online, and someone else is already looking at the members list...
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Michael Lance - Posts: 114
- Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm
- Location: New Earth
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a letter that says: ''FAKE!''
Inserts a lurker.
Inserts a lurker.
Galatians 3:13 NIV: Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.”
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
Luke 6:31 NIV (The Golden Rule): Do to others as you would have them do to you.
“Too much of anything is dangerous, unless it's God's Love.”
― Reign
You seem happy from the bottom of your heart. That also makes me me just as happy.
-Sala Shane (Charlotte)
Statement of faith: http://www.filedropper.com/statementoffaith @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~ @)}~`,~
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TheChocolateGamer - Posts: 164
- Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:26 am
- Location: Bulgaria, Europe
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a spam bot.
Inserts a Botan.
Inserts a Botan.
- Zeldafan2
- Posts: 676
- Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:11 am
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
*Recieves a wikipedia page of meanings*
Inserts lazy poster.
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♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.
The arrow swift, the gate is strong
The heart is bold, that looks on gold
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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LecktheTech - Posts: 170
- Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:20 pm
- Location: ECU
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a doppleganger.
Inserts wedding.
Inserts wedding.
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a giant mess of confetti, rice, and doves to clean up.
Inserts face.
Inserts face.
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ClaecElric4God - Posts: 2090
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2012 9:02 am
- Location: By the time you read this, I'll probably be somewhere else...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives black eye.
Inserts way too much easter candy.
Inserts way too much easter candy.
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
receives too tiny basket
Insert cappuccino
Insert cappuccino
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Still lost in my own head
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives extremely hyper five-year-old.
Inserts embroidered tapestry
Inserts embroidered tapestry
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives Unembroidered tapestry. Muahahaha!
Inserts my least favorite teacher.
Inserts my least favorite teacher.
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me.
ClaecElric4God in regards to Wolfsong - You're the coolness scraped off the top of this morning's ice cream, after being pulled out of a beautiful summer day!
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me.
ClaecElric4God in regards to Wolfsong - You're the coolness scraped off the top of this morning's ice cream, after being pulled out of a beautiful summer day!
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ClaecElric4God - Posts: 2090
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2012 9:02 am
- Location: By the time you read this, I'll probably be somewhere else...
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives a rotten apple. Hah!
Inserts dangerously unbalanced hobbit.
Inserts dangerously unbalanced hobbit.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives Gollum!
Inserts bad coffee beans.
Inserts bad coffee beans.
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AdriTan - Posts: 474
- Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:18 am
- Location: Alaska
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives unhappy sister who drinks a LOT of coffee.
Inserts closet converted into prayer corner. I saw War Room, sue me!
Inserts closet converted into prayer corner. I saw War Room, sue me!
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives lawsuit. (Probably the only time in the history of this thread that someone got what they asked for XD)
Inserts grumpy coffee sister
Inserts grumpy coffee sister
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AdriTan - Posts: 474
- Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:18 am
- Location: Alaska
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Very funny.
Receives Girl's Beefcake brother.
Inserts a Spaniard in an Airport.
Receives Girl's Beefcake brother.
Inserts a Spaniard in an Airport.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
- Location: the epitome of laugher
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives the Spaniard back again. "You must first insert his luggage," the screen says.
Set's beefcake brother free and inserts a flaming log.
Set's beefcake brother free and inserts a flaming log.
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AdriTan - Posts: 474
- Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:18 am
- Location: Alaska
Re: The CAA Vending Machine
Receives toasted marshmallows. Thanks for the campfire!
Inserts rambling telemarketer.
Inserts rambling telemarketer.
"I tell you, if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out." (Luke 19:37-40).
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
Exceptionally Ordinary
"No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else." P.T.Barnam
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SierraLea - Posts: 1255
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:57 am
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