Rules:
Write a sentence, the next post must make another sentence which makes it all into a joke.
Example:
Why did the tomato cross the road?
*next post*
To become ketchup.
What did the thumb say to the other fingers?
Make A Joke
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IPv4 - Posts: 270
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Re: Make A Joke
Why do you all oppose me?
Why bats only come out a night?
Why bats only come out a night?
"Comrade isn't simply a word. Comrades are about heart. It's the unconditional trust in your partners. Please, fell free to lean on me...And I, too, will lean on you as well."---Mavis Vermillion, First Master of Fairy Tail
"There are people in this world who enjoy being alone, but there isn't a single person who can bear solitude."---Makarov Dreyar, Third Master of Fairy Tail
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Kilvakar - Posts: 161
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Re: Make A Joke
Cause they're stuck at home all day?
Get it like home like baseball hahahaha
okay.
Who is in charge of every tool used for measuring?
Get it like home like baseball hahahaha
okay.
Who is in charge of every tool used for measuring?
Do you see this gorgeous creature?
That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
A wise man once said, "you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose."
That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
A wise man once said, "you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose."
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TheAlbinoMoose - Posts: 159
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Re: Make A Joke
The yard master, 'cause it's his shtick!
(Yards. Yardstick. Measuring stick?)
Why did the mascot cry?
(Yards. Yardstick. Measuring stick?)
Why did the mascot cry?
- MIBuddy
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Re: Make A Joke
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
SPOILER: Highlight text to read: Because he felt crumby.
SPOILER: Highlight text to read: Because he felt crumby.
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Peanut - Posts: 2432
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Re: Make A Joke
That's not a joke peanut that's just painful.
Someone slept on him. (I dunno xP)
Why didn't the duck cross the road?
Someone slept on him. (I dunno xP)
Why didn't the duck cross the road?
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22
Thank you. Have a good day.
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Wolfsong - Posts: 647
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Re: Make A Joke
'Cause he was a quack!
Why did the earlobe droop?
Why did the earlobe droop?
- MIBuddy
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