CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

So this thread is part goof-off, part music recognition (for its good or bad qualities). The idea here is to invent your own award for an album or song and state the winner (other nominees are optional). Example:

And the award for Most Embarrassingly Cheesy Yet Infectuously Danceable Album goes to...

Chromeo for their album Fancy Footwork!

Have fun with it!

The award for the best all time space epic cd goes to....

Duh duh duh!!!!

The Light Of Things Hoped For -by- BraveSaintSaturn.

The award for the most beautifully blended hard rock with elegant piano and some electronic noises album goes to....

Dawn Escapes - by Falling Up

The award for the most crazy latin prog-rock neo metal band goes to...

The Mars Volta.

The award for the most Rawest of Rock to ever exist in the history of ever goes to. . .

Showbread for their albums No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical, Age of Reptiles, Anorexia/Nervosa, and The Fear of God.

Thank you and may Raw Rock kill you forever and ever. Amen.

LadyRushia (post: 1369634) wrote:The award for the most Rawest of Rock to ever exist in the history of ever goes to. . .

Showbread for their albums No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical, Age of Reptiles, Anorexia/Nervosa, and The Fear of God.

Thank you and may Raw Rock kill you forever and ever. Amen.

Addendum.

Goodbye Is Forever, Life Kisses And Other Wasted Efforts.

May Raw Rock kill you forever more. Amen.

Best Song I Listened to Solely Because it was Referenced in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:

Magenta Magenta - SOUL'd OUT

The best piano rock epic that has a title that sounds like it goes with camping...

The Everglow -by- Mae.

Best name of a Song that ive ever came across:

The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing By: Joe Satriani

Its an instrumental... lol

The award for The Artist That Sounds The Most Like Linkin Park Without Being Them goes to...

MaNga! (a Turkish rock/rap group, in case you were wondering)

One of the five best inane christian punk songs.

Elvis Is Dead -by- MxPx.

Best Music Video Ever and if You Disagree You Are Wrong:

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

Best D&D-based Metal Band:

Rhapsody

Best Metal Album:
Spinal Tap - Break Like the Wind

Best Anti-War Protest Song:
Spike Jones & his City Slickers - Der Fuhrer's Face

Best annoying, constantly covered, yet very catchy Finnish polka song ever goes to...
Ievan Polkka.

Best song that makes me want to run out and buy a tin whistle goes to...
Life in a Tenement Square by Flogging Molly.

Worst song to be stuck in your head goes to...
Meow Mix.

(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

The award for one of the most extremely epic songs, and that is the perfect song for exciting AMVs, goes to....

"Our Solemn Hour" - Within Temptation.

The award for the perfect album for rockin' out and partying (clean, Christian style) goes to...

"Business Up Front Party In The Back" - Family Force 5.

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It would only get bonus points from me for using Churchill's speeches if they were the ones like, "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me" and "Of course, when you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise" or even "When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast."

Oh Churchill, you incorrigible drunkard!

Most Awesomely named album I've got in my library:
Two Lefts Don't Make A Right (But Three Do) --Relient K

Most annoyingly-in-my-head-but-still-fun songs:
Fever-- Family Force 5
The Fight-- The Classic Crime

Song that brings the most nostalgia:
Pronounced Five-Two--KJ-52

Is this of all time, or just 2009?

Most uderaprecciated band (IMO): The Black Mages!

Best band named after a cooking utensal: Skillet!

Weirdest Title Award:
"r0x0rd_teh_x0xxor (level cleared)" by Machinae Supremacy

Manliest Sound Evar Award:
Godsmack

(Nomination: Three Days Grace)

Use of the Word "Pickle" in Lyrics Award:
"Pot-Bellied Buddha" by Vic Mignogna

Best Theme album: Pink Floyd--The Wall
Best Maker of Videos that look drug induced: Peter Gabriel

The best pop/rock/emo band from Arizona: Jimmy Eat World.

Best Music that Sounds Exactly Like A Classic Video Game - YMCK
(Honorable mention: Crystal Castles)

Best Virtual Band Ever - Gorillaz
(And no, they're not the only virtual band. Alvin and the Chipmunks, Josie and the Pussycats, and Dethklok are others.)

Best Song Used in a Saturday Night Live-related Movie - "What is Love?" from A Night at the Roxbury

Best Use of Autotune - "One More Time" by Daft Punk
(Honorable mentions: "Chocolate Disco" by Perfume and any song featured on the web series Auto-Tune The News)

Most Gratuitous Use of Autotune - (Insert Song Here) by T-Pain
(Honorable mention: "Starstruck" by Lady Gaga/Space Cowboy/Flo Rida)

Best Virtual Band Ever - Gorillaz

Um, aren't they the only virtual band?
Best writer of sci-fi themed rock: B-52s
Hah! You knew I'd give them something!

rocklobster (post: 1373520) wrote:Um, aren't they the only virtual band?
Best writer of sci-fi themed rock: B-52s
Hah! You knew I'd give them something!

I think that I'll give another award for the best sci-fi themed rock as well...And it goes to: Brave Saint Saturn. (They also win because they have Reese Roper.)

rocklobster wrote:Best Maker of Songs that sound drug induced: Peter Gabriel

Fixed that for you (seriously, his songs are out there).

Anyway:

Best Nerd Rock - They Might Be Giants

Best Nerd Rap - MC Frontalot

Most Humorous Song Writer:
Weird Al
(Nomination: Relient K)

Worst-Lyrically-But-Most-Catchy Artist:
Lady Gaga

Most Angelic Sounding Musical Group:
Libera

(Nomination: Celtic Woman)

Best Non-Instrumental Song Longer Than 9 Minutes:
"Konstantine" by Something Corporate

Best Song Longer Than 20 Minutes:
"Symphony No. 3, Op. 36, Movement 1" by Gorecki

Best Song for Making You Want to Lie Face-down on the Ground and Die:
"Mad World" by Gary Jules

Best epic metal song longer than 20 minutes long...."Mirror Of Souls" by Theocracy.

Best band with really long post rock songs goes to: Godspeed! You Black Emperor.

Best Music Video/Song Where I Have No Idea What's Going On - Funk Fujiyama by Kome Kome Club