what's the weirdest dream you ever had?

[rocklobster]

For me, it was night before last's. I dreamed about the Joker. I kid you not. I dreamed he was holding me hostage. Right before things really got ugly, I woke up.

[Ally-Ann]

Just about every dream I have is equally weird. XP One of the weirdest dreams I''v had recently was last night. I dreamed that there was an evil, rogue Pac Man that was chasing after me. I'm not joking.

[Zeldafan2]

I've had some VERY VERY odd dreams in the past. One of the weirder ones was when I was in the middle of some sort of arena, and I was being attacked by Lord of the Rings. But then Willam Wallace suddenly appeared, and started defeating the orcs.

Very odd indeed...

[Wolfsong]

I've had several odd ones. One of the most interesting was the one where I was battling against the orcs at Helm's Deep, but I was fighting with characters from Fire Emblem games instead of Lord of the Rings.
We ended up totally routing them, as I recall. No casualties...except for one womprat.

[metolosophy]

When I was about six or seven, I dreamed my older brother and I were magically changed into Twinkies and were chased around and around in a small circle in our front yard by a pack of cheetah/leopard hybrids, and we had to jump and move around these suspended ordinary bubbles that were stuck in some sort of weird dimensional issue and they wouldn't pop, but the hybrids could move through them. It turns out all they wanted was our filling.

[Panda4christ:3]

I have strange dreams regularly but...

The ball pit that ate people takes the cake...especially since it was being operated by a giant slice of swiss cheese...

[Banana Lobster]

The weirdest dream I ever had was really weird. Me and my siblings refer to it as the "flying toast" dream, because I'd keep seeing a piece of toast flying through the air, and then someone in the dream would go missing. (The king of Hyrule and Princess Zelda, among others.)

The dream also had my house filled with strangers, doors that lead to fairy fountains (like the ones in Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker), two people in in raincoats and big hats who carried giant bags of not-smelly garbage, and other really weird things.

I kinda wish I had written down what happened in the dream right after I had it, because now my memories of it are fuzzy. XP

Anyways, along with the "flying toast" dream, I've also had some other really weird ones. Like the one with a giraffe in a business suit. And the one with the motorcycle that turned into a pheonix.

...Wow! I've really had some weird dreams, now that I'm thinking about it. XD

[Makachop^^128]

I have sooo many weird dreams but one I thought was funny was I was bitten by a pink walrus....

Another dream I had was I had been walking through this beautiful landscape it was a forest and everything was a dark rich green and there were huge hills that felt like they were engulfing you. I was super hungry and suddenly found a run down looking shack, there was a Frog, same size as a human, standing on two feet kinda looked like something from a anime. It looked like it was a food stand, I asked him what he had that I could eat. Then he popped in a slug into a microwave and it popped like pop corn, tasted like popcorn too.....Then I asked him how to get home, He pointed at a farm out in the distance and laughed kinda mechiviously. So I went walking that direction, There was a huge giant in a farming field with an axe, there were hundreds of scarecrows. He would throw his axe at the scarecrows and chop off there heads and put them in his drink he was holding like ice cudes.......

very weird dream but its my favorite I've had haha.

[nuni7270]

I had to help my friend find a spot to start a lettuce farm while driving a lamborghini and being chased by zombies.

[Atria35]

I was a hobbit hiding from the Death Star (on Middle-Earth, of course), and I defeated Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel even though I died as well.

[SilverToast]

I usually have the same weird dream that comes up randomly. I have other weird ones but I always get this one every year.

I am trying to get to class, but the school becomes this strange confusing maze of endless stairs and huge air duct systems. Physics doesn't apply and I crawl up stairs upside down or sideways. I usually never get to class though and end up lost in the air ducts or stairs.
Once, I made it to the door of the class, but woke up before entering the room.

I would love to solve that maze though in real life.

[DecooPunk]

I have had many strange dreams, but I think at the top of the list would be the one where my teacher was wearing a muti-colored robe and glittery confetti hat, and I was like crawling aross the tables because I did not do my homework.... Or maybe the one in which I fell in a volcano which appeared to be molten cheese, and turned into ashes. Then my mother came and ate me :/
This should really be in the goof off section, because I have never laughed so hard in my life reading these posts

[Yuki-Anne]

I have strange dreams regularly but...

The ball pit that ate people takes the cake...especially since it was being operated by a giant slice of swiss cheese...

This made me laugh.

My dreams last night were unpleasant. Scorpions and large bugs in the toilet. When I tried to flush them down, it over flowed. Scorpions and large bugs EVERYWHERE.

[Ally-Ann]

Just remembered some more strange dreams, and had a really weird one last night that left me thinking what the @#!&? when I woke up. XD;

Last, I first dreamed that I was at my school. I was upstairs, and apparently my school was doing this day where we had to wear green shorts, so I did. I "remembered" that it was lunch time, so I pulled a dollar bill out of my suitcase-- which was there in the locker room for some strange reason-- as well as a four dollar bill. Yes, a four dollar bill. I walked downstairs to the cafeteria, and the lighting in my dream suddenly became very dim. I walked to the lunch line and up to the lunch lady, who put a bunch of fruit on the plate instead of an actual lunch. I also saw a kid from my biology class in the same line. So I walked to a table where a few of my friends from my old school were sitting, along with this boy that I've seen only in after-school tutoring. By the time I sit down, my plate of fruit isn't fruit; it's a bowl of mushy cereal. Really nasty mushy cereal that I didn't eat, so I gave it to someone else. There was then a time skip, and I was given a slightly unpleasant dream that sort of corresponded with the previous one.

I was standing in the school halls, looking out one of the front doors pf my school (It had been open). It was raining outside, and it was dim and gloomy, and it felt like something bad was going to happen.
I walked down the hall towards a teacher who was simply standing there (I now realize that resembled my art teacher from my old school quite a bit). She uttered something that I can't quite remember now, but I remember being indifferent towards it. I saw a gym teacher/coach down the hall, ushering the kids from gym into the locker rooms in a panic. The lights flickered, and my heart beat sped up. The coach came toward us and said, "It's here." A moment later, we were walking down the hall, and stopped at this part where there was sort of a book open, and there was a picture slot on the left page. The picture could be changed depending on how you moved the lever, but it wasn't always a picture that would show up; sometimes it would be pseudo-Biblical "quotes" that aren't really in the Bible (I can't remember any right now, though. There was a quote that was upside down, and I was told it was meant to make people laugh). This "Bible", however, had nothing to do with what was happening in the dream; it was just sort of there, I think. We were also standing next to a bathroom. Then, there was a sound that sounded like incoherent whispering, before a large clacking sound that was coming down the hall way (The hall way that we couldn't see, as it was around the corner.
The lights were flickering, and I was becoming more and more freaked out, though I didn't show it; I think I was slightly lucid. The gym teacher said something about it being God, and he said that in order for us to stay safe from his wrath, we had to fold our jackets, then tie them in a knot around ourselves (It just... happened that way XD ). I didn't, however, and the thought of painting sheep's blood over the doorframe of the bathroom came to mind (I was remembering the story of Moses. XD ). My exact thought when the gym teacher said the jacket part was, "SCREW JACKETS I'M GOING BY WHAT MOSES AND THE OTHER HEBREWS DID." So, because I was lucid, I didn't need to find sheep's blood and then paint it on the bathroom doorframe; it just appeared there. And miraculously, the clacking stopped, the whispering stopped, and the glow that was beginning to shine from the hallway around the corner was gone. In the same dream, I also dreamed that when I would say the names of different diseases that can't be cured, the lights would flicker in response (There were two diseases that I said; mulitple sclerosis and cancer). I became slightly lucid again, decided that I didn't like this dream world, and the dream switched again.

The next dream I had was rather odd, too. I dreamed I was on a sandy slope, with some ankle-deep water on the bottom (Kind of like the beach). I don't remember there being a sky. There was an oddly-shaped blue crab right next to me who was trying to crawl up the slope, but couldn't, since it was too steep. And then the guys from Mythbusters showed upand said how expensive that blue crab could be. O.o I then tried to climb up the slope, but I couldn't, so Adam and Jamie pulled me up. There was then a time skip, but Adam and Jamie were still there.
We were all actually on this huge jungle gym, which was supposedly a "fort". We were explorers from a different land, and the people that began showing up below us were the natives. They came up onto our "fort", and were told that we had to go with them. I did go with one, but then there was another time skip.
One of my good friends from my old school was there, getting her sneakers on and her suitcase and other bags ready. She told me that it was time to go (We were also still at the fort) and that I needed to get my stuff. My suitcase and other bags were still there, and it seemed like everyone was doing the same. And that's where my dream ended.

And that was all in one night. =|

Another strange dream I had was when I was little. I dreamed I had gotten out of bed, and I went to my mom-- who was still sleeping in bed-- for a quarter. She told me groggily that it was in her bathroom. I walked into said bathroom, looking for the quarter; and then I heard quiet voices that sounded like they were eerily singing. I bolted out of the bathroom and whimpered to my mom that there was a strange noise in there. And what od you think she said? "Don't worry, honey, it's just the ghosts." She really did.

Another dream I had when I was little was when me and my mom walked out of the house. There was suddenly a small tornado that was my size, and it was very animated. It moved around like it had a personality. My mom told me it was bad, so we ran and got into the car as fast as we could. As soon as I closed my door, the tornado tapped against it, trying to get to me. My mom drove away, and when we got into the store, the tornado was there. It attacked my mom first, who couldn't run very fast because the floor was slippery, and it sucked her up. It was about to do the same to me, but I woke up. XDD

[SierraLea]

I've had some pretty strange dreams but can only remember bits and pieces of them. Here's the one I had last night. For the record, I've been watching D. Gray man, the Amazing Spider Man, and have a very pretty purity ring. You'll need this to get the references.
I remember that it started with me running for my life. The Dr. Connors, lizard style, was chasing me for the innocence in my ring. He can sense me by scent, and I'm having a very hard time losing him.
I finally manage to lose him by hiding in the entertainment section of a mall, but then, while He's going past me, I hear him say that he wants to play "Dry Ice, piong pong, and shoot some hoops." I look up, and I'm hiding right in front of all three of those games. I hide in the space below the basketball hoop, hoping he won't notice or smell me. That's when i woke up.

I don't remember the beginning of it, but the end was pretty freaky.

[Cleanedbyblood]

When I was somewhere between 6 & 8 years old (I don't remember exactly) I had a dream that sharks were coming out of the toilet (I had watched something about sharks before I went to bed that night)

Then last Sunday, I had a dream that planes were landing everywhere...including a walmart parking lot and at the mall as well. I was originally outside but somehow I ended up in an airport yelling at someone

[Geirr]

I had a dream about The Rapture once. I and other people were walking in a hardwood forest in the grey, fading light of late autumn shortly after dusk. Night was nearly upon us. Everyone had these little lanterns with glass panes on them, and one by one we all knelt or stooped to light our lanterns. Rather than matches, there was some kind of friction mechanism like a little rod to pull back and forth to get a spark going next to the wick.

But I couldn't get my lantern to light. One person who got his lantern lit disappeared. Then I looked up into the sky and the stars were out already - it was getting dark very fast. There was a "hole" in the sky, and things were being sucked away into it. They were alchemical symbols, flying through the sky and getting vacuumed away.

When I looked back down, more people were lighting their lamps and disappearing. But try as I might I could not get my lamp to light, and it was growing darker and colder by the minute. I despaired terribly, because I though I had been "left behind." I prayed again to Jesus for my salvation and for help.

And then the world went brilliant white with light. Not from a single source, but from EVERYWHERE. It had been an "inverse" rapture - the people who had disappeared were OUT of the kingdom, along with magic, (the 'wizards symbols' above being sucked out of the sky,) and all other sources of sin, and everything else which was NOT fit for the Kingdom of God.

And the beautiful, glowing world which remained was the New Heaven and the New Earth.

[samurai10]

I don't remember many of the dreams that I have. It's like when I wake up, all memories of them are wiped from my brain. XD

One weird dream that I remember though, is my sister putting the cat food in the toaster. I don't know why she did that. XD

Another weird one was when I dreamed of my crush and my friend with pink bowties in their hair dancing like ballerinas. Man, did that scar my brain. XD

[eightluvver888]

The weirdest thing about dreams is how much sense they make while you're dreaming. Like, it's totally logical that you and the people you are talking to are turning into guinea pigs spontaneously.

Whenever I have dreams where I can fly, I actually feel downward motion sickness like I would in real life. I'm not falling out of my bed or anything, but my stomach feels weird every time I go down.

[Druxcian]

I once dreamt that I was stuck in a Wal-Mart and the only way to leave was to sell a certain amount of water bottles to the customers; AKA bowling pins with mustaches and googly eyes. Although, the sign next to my stand read "Hotdogs: $1", not water bottles.

it was absolutely life changing

when I was 11 i dreamt my mom died and when i woke up i hurried downstairs and ran around the house crying until i found her.

[armeck]

I once dreamed i was lying in bed trying to fall asleep.

[SilverToast]

The weirdest thing about dreams is how much sense they make while you're dreaming. Like, it's totally logical that you and the people you are talking to are turning into guinea pigs spontaneously.

Whenever I have dreams where I can fly, I actually feel downward motion sickness like I would in real life. I'm not falling out of my bed or anything, but my stomach feels weird every time I go down.

Oh yeah. That makes sense. I dreamed that bees went against their nature and started having their own families of a mother, father, and child bees. I woke up and jumped out of my bed trying to escape from them. XD

I once dreamed i was lying in bed trying to fall asleep.

I had a similar dream. I fell asleep reading Tom Sawyer only to dream that I was still reading Tom Sawyer. ha I had cool dreams after reading Don Quixote. I feel like reading that book again and finishing it this time now. haha