shooraijin wrote:This year, I resolve to be a large plum pudding, or perhaps I merely resolved into one.
That was a joke... Right?perform an exorcism
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
kaji wrote:That was a joke... Right?
Mave wrote:*mallets all those who have been contributing resolution jokes*
I aim to stick to my resolutions by designing tangible and realistic ways to achieve the goals by answering "How and When."
Example:
Resolution - Having a more consistent prayer life
How?
Writing down a list of prayer request in a notebook and placing it next to my bed
When?
Schedule a time --> 10 p.m. every night.
*shrugs* Maybe some of you have already done this before, but it works for me.
Slater wrote:*lol* Don't freak out, man. Christians are supposed to have the power to do such things... Jesus said. But, NL? You m ay do one in your life, but don't be supprised if it isn't this year. Wait for God's timing...
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