Things You Find Funny/Ironic

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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:46 am

The fact that the Non Aspirin is kept in the Aspirin section.
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Postby Nate » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:50 pm

Yumie wrote:EDIT: Oh yeah, here's another thing I've noticed. Have you ever seen girls who are dressed totally inappropriately get mad when they notice someone checking them out? I have. Like I seen girls get all huffy and be like, "Can you believe that guy?!" I just want to walk over and say, "It's like this honey. If you don't want people looking at your body, don't expose so much of it." It's just another thing I find a little ironic, and somewhat closely connected to the first thing I mentioned. If you dress so that people will notice you, people will notice you. Either don't get mad when it happens or quit doing it.

YES!

I liked Dave Chapelle's take on it.

"Just because a woman dresses like that, doesn't mean she's promiscuous. And it's true. But it's CONFUSING. I mean, imagine if I was walking down the street dressed as a police officer, and someone came running up to me and said, 'Oh, officer, thank goodness, come help!' And then I said, 'Just because I'm dressed like this, doesn't mean that I am a police officer.'"
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:38 pm

Yes I meant Civil War as being ironic which it is as how can war be civil?
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:45 pm

Gamers who rant and curse and yell during a difficult game, yet complain during a game that's too easy.

Fanboys who bash *insert game system/game here* yet own and regularly use the very item they are bashing.
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Postby White Raven » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:55 pm

I fine it ironic that in the summer everyone is complaining how hot it is. Like if it’s just 85 degrees.
Then in the winter they keep it just as hot, in there house.
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Postby Alice » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:36 pm

ILoveArt wrote:I fine it ironic that in the summer everyone is complaining how hot it is. Like if it’s just 85 degrees.
Then in the winter they keep it just as hot, in there house.

Heh. True. I've noticed this in some people's houses too. It's weird. :dizzy:
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People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share

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Disturb the sound of silence.
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Postby White Raven » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:28 pm

I find it ironic that so many people think dolphins are nice and sweet.
But what most people don’t know is that Dolphins like killing Porpoises (small whales).
The dolphins don’t do it for food, they don’t do it to protect themselves, they do it for fun.
They kill for fun!
For more info click the links or google it.
http://www.txtwriter.com/Onscience/Articles/Flipper.html
http://luna.pos.to/whale/gen_art_killer.html
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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:47 am

Yumie wrote:EDIT: Oh yeah, here's another thing I've noticed. Have you ever seen girls who are dressed totally inappropriately get mad when they notice someone checking them out? I have. Like I seen girls get all huffy and be like, "Can you believe that guy?!" I just want to walk over and say, "It's like this honey. If you don't want people looking at your body, don't expose so much of it." It's just another thing I find a little ironic, and somewhat closely connected to the first thing I mentioned. If you dress so that people will notice you, people will notice you. Either don't get mad when it happens or quit doing it.

In line with kaemmerite's post, paraphrased from another, generally unnoteworthy comedian:

"You know those sweat pants that say 'Bling Bling' or 'Juicy' on the back? Why beat around the bush? We all know what you're really saying: 'Look at my butt.'"
What made it especially funny was that he actually had a pair of pants that said it.

mitsuki lover wrote:Yes I meant Civil War as being ironic which it is as how can war be civil?

Use of "civil" aside, that's an oxymoron. It isn't ironic in the sense that I was thinking, which was that the fighting of civil wars was itself ironic.
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Postby Yumie » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:07 am

uc pseudonym wrote:In line with kaemmerite's post, paraphrased from another, generally unnoteworthy comedian:

"You know those sweat pants that say 'Bling Bling' or 'Juicy' on the back? Why beat around the bush? We all know what you're really saying: 'Look at my butt.'"
What made it especially funny was that he actually had a pair of pants that said it.


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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:34 pm

I don't know if this is funny or ironic or what but yesterday I got an ad for one of those book clubs.The thing is it was for an AFRICAN AMERICAN BOOK CLUB!
and I'm not even Black.
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Postby Warrior4Christ » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:21 pm

I think it's ironic/funny/whatever that car tyre sizes use both the metric and imperial units (mm for width, inches for diameter).
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.

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