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Burger King video games

Postby Cognitive Gear » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:31 pm

Burger King is releasing 3 games on xbox 360.

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Postby Mithrandir » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:24 pm

If I could go through a world where I just blew up that creepy guy, that would be a great game.

I might go buy an xbox 360 to play that one. :D
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Postby dyzzispell » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:29 pm

Given a little time, we'll be able to add these to the "Games You Can't Believe They Made" thread. Oh brother. :shady:
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Postby Joshua Christopher » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:00 pm

What if Burger King released Burgertime... :drool:
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:34 pm

Just when I was beginning to think liscensed games couldn't get any worse than they are now...
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:18 pm

Mithrandir wrote:If I could go through a world where I just blew up that creepy guy, that would be a great game.

I might go buy an xbox 360 to play that one. :D

I wish I could add to this excellent thought, but I think I'll have to leave it as it is.

If there was a Super Smash Mascots, that would be interesting...
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Postby Monkey J. Luffy » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:31 pm

That hasd reached the top three most stupidest ideas ever invented... ever... wow...
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Postby Nate » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:29 pm

I just love the picture for Sneak King:

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He's like a stalker... XD

Oh, and gee, I wish we'd mentioned this on the Gamecast...oh wait. We did. THREE MONTHS AGO. :p
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Postby Stephen » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:06 am

I have a crossover game idea. You play as Ronald McDonald in a GTA world. Mowing down Burger King workers in a mission to find the mob boss known only as...The King. But the ending would involve a cameo of Bruce Campbell as Elvis from the film Bubba Hotep where he kills you, for messing with the king. Hey, its my idea.
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Postby Tommy » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:34 pm

Ark, that idea is GENIOUS!
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:35 pm

Tom Dincht wrote:Ark, that idea is GENIOUS!



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Postby Radical Dreamer » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:19 pm

This....isn't a joke, is it? That is the creepiest, most ridiculous thing ever. XD But seriously, that screenshot looks more like something from The Sims. Still...man. Who on earth has the time to waste playing that thing? *hates BK commercials*
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:19 pm

Radical Dreamer wrote:This....isn't a joke, is it? That is the creepiest, most ridiculous thing ever. XD But seriously, that screenshot looks more like something from The Sims. Still...man. Who on earth has the time to waste playing that thing? *hates BK commercials*



People desprate for X-box 360 acheivement points
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Postby Link Antilles » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:00 pm

GrubbTheFragger wrote:People desprate for X-box 360 acheivement points



Gotta' love those points! :grin:


Actually, it'd be great if these games had the hardest points to achieve. -possibly by being either too frustrating to complete or the games just being completely broken. :lol:
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:10 pm

Link Antilles wrote:Gotta' love those points! :grin:


Actually, it'd be great if these games had the hardest points to achieve. -possibly by being either too frustrating to complete or the games just being completely broken. :lol:



I wasn't saying that think about you Link or anything >_>....<_ < ok maybe a little XD. I agree hard acheivments would be funny for that game.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:03 pm

It's going to be extremely cheap. I think I'll pick one up just for collectability. And maybe to relieve a bit of the creepy stalker in me. :grin:

Yes, the game is going to suck, but in a funny way.
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Postby KBMaster » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:48 am

That's just, uhm... wow. WOW. Is BK just bored, or looking for more money? Either way, that's just WRONG. And here I thought Fatal Frame would be the game to give me nightmares. Now the stalker will.
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Postby Nate » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:56 pm

Oh, come on...he's only stalking you to give you a delicious hamburger!

Or at least, that's what he WANTS you to think... >.>
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Postby Photosoph » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:22 pm

Hmm... maybe if it's cheap you could buy it just to keep on the shelf until years later... when you bring it out to awe your friends with its lame but strangely scary existence.

I don't have an Xbox. If I did, I wouldn't let this game within 1 metre of it. ;)
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Postby uc pseudonym » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:35 pm

Photosoph wrote:Hmm... maybe if it's cheap you could buy it just to keep on the shelf until years later... when you bring it out to awe your friends with its lame but strangely scary existence.

Are you sure you would want to keep it on your shelf? The eyes might follow you around the room.

On that note, I thought of something else that is potentially disturbing. Remember Bonzai Buddy? Imagine that, except with the King. He wouldn't do anything like tell jokes or "help" you surf, he'd just send away your information... and stare.
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Postby Grave Blossom » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:10 pm

Hahaha, have they made any Ronald McDonald games too? I've known they made a 7-UP videogame long time ago (On the SNES?)
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Postby jon_jinn » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:39 pm

wow. never expected something like this to happen.
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Postby Nate » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:04 am

Grave Blossom wrote:Hahaha, have they made any Ronald McDonald games too? I've known they made a 7-UP videogame long time ago (On the SNES?)

McKids. For the NES. Look it up. :p
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Postby Grave Blossom » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:32 am

kaemmerite wrote:McKids. For the NES. Look it up. :p


Lol, I think I've seen it all now. :sweat:
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Postby Myoti » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:46 pm

Just when I was beginning to think liscensed games couldn't get any worse than they are now...

Yet strangely enough the game for the upcoming CGI movie Open Season seems to have actually done fairly well (got an 8.0 in NP o.O ).

If there was a Super Smash Mascots, that would be interesting...

There is. =p
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:43 pm

kaemmerite wrote:McKids. For the NES. Look it up. :p

XD that game is sooooo fun
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Postby Nate » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:36 pm

Myoti wrote:Yet strangely enough the game for the upcoming CGI movie Open Season seems to have actually done fairly well (got an 8.0 in NP o.O ).

Um, Myoti. You're judging the value of a game by reading its review in a magazine written by people that work for the company who made it? Come on now. :p

Though according to IGN, the press average for the Open Season game is 7 out of 10. So, there you go.
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Postby Rexman64 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:08 pm

This topic needs a bump, since there's actually a trailer out for Sneak King...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uxhk1ZEKTk

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