Postby wilson1112000 » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:54 pm
Today, a dear friend of mine that was my sunday school teacher, died after church. She was a tough woman, but she fought it just long enough to last through church. The thing was, the last time I saw her, I was leaving church to go to a play that I was in, and I think I was a little rude to her. She was not feeling well for a long time. I am glad she is with God now. She needed the rest.
Praise the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your might, for that is what we were created for.
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We've got to speed things up in this hotel. Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes.
If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute.
If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself.
Groucho in A Night in Casablanca (movie)
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Chinese Finger trap: noun 1. A puzzle that is supposed to test ones ability at problem solveing. or 2. The manifistation of Satan in a cardborad tube.
You decide.